CITAZIONE

La Fisica del Gatto

Un po' di leggi fisiche assolutamente vere e provate

Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter
Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric
Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to his embarrassment times the amount of human laughter
Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace his own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed
Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible
Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat
Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat
Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him
Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can
Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction

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